sort of heard at an after-hours party last week (with some ad-libs thrown in) ... here's my version:

SKETCHED OUT BOY (ON THE COUCH) #1: "You like my new BUMPER phone?"

SKETCHED OUT BOY (ACROSS THE ROOM SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR) #2: "Uh, yeah."

SKETCHED OUT BOY (IN THE OTHER CORNER STARING AT EVERYONE) #3: "Oh, you must have sprint's new TINA plan. Unlimited TINA minutes all the time."

SKETCHED OUT BOY #2: "That must come out with ROLLOVER minutes too!"