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Super DJ mikElAke entry: Ha Ha!

What's she pointing at?

Wow. We're about to land and she just waived her pointed finger at me to shut of my i-pod. I'll be waiving a nice comment letter to the director if inflight, right? Ugh....you can only be just*sssssooooooo* kind to people. Whatever.

KUT

The bitch's name is MARCIA. Hate her. She's gonna get KUT!

words from the DJ

*Super DJ mikElAkE* entry:

Ummm, wow!

DETROIT.

I'm riding a delayed flight from IAD to DTW to hang with (blond mexi) Joey, Bethany, and Chuck. The most interesting thing happened to me just now. I just got yelled at by a flight attendant ... for not answering her when she brought my row's drink order around. Hmmm...I was only wearing headphones and my eyes were shut. I donh't think she like me. This whole night is turning out to on be comical *F*!

The plane is full and I think someone took a dump in the lavatory. The plane smells like poo. Wow.

Superchumbo - he better be worth it!

One Saturday afternoon

Once upon a time, there were 2 kr*k babies with nothing better to do bu drive around suburbia and attempt to spend money. They happen to borrow another kr*k baby's car to achieve this goal. After making their initial detour at DSW, they made planes to first go to the computer store to buy spare parts for a home project in the works. After the computer store, it was off to the music store to return a record turntable for store credit (because he got the wrong model). The computer store project went off without a hitch. The funny thing about that one -- the bigger of the 2 kr*k babies out shopped the other there -- a feat not normally achieved, but well done and executed nonetheless. As time marched on, they found themselves back on the road again heading towards the music shop where they sold electronics and various types of dj equipment. The smaller of the two kr*k babies had to return an item that he purchased the day before. It turned out to be a model that didn't fit his needs to be the super dj that he aspired to be. As they both perused the little DJ ROOM, lil' kr*k baby spotted an exact match to a high end turntable he already owned. Mind you, it was an open item and missing a tone-arm, but it didn't matter -- the item was marked down over $300 less than list price. It was a steal -- but unfortunately neither had all of the funds necessary to make the purchase immediately.

--- to be continued ---